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  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where’s the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
  • If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Why do they lock those bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
  • Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
  • Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Comments 2

  1. Dibyendu wrote:

    If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
    – Because only men evolved, women didn’t

    “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
    – next time seek help from a salesman

    “If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?”
    – No, he’s insane!!

    Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
    – At least they are honest, unlike software engineers

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
    – Depends on which one is more tasty

    If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    – I don’t think Indian cops are aware of such a right in the first place

    Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
    – Women think?

    Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
    – Why do you think NASA is so desperate to find another inhabitable planet?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
    – If the swimmers are women, then yes. If they are men, then it depends on their marital status.

    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    – Failed at failing

    Posted 01 Oct 2011 at 8:45 am
  2. Chetan wrote:

    Witty answers, buddy!

    Posted 01 Oct 2011 at 12:56 pm

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