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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where’s the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock those bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Comments 2

Dibyendu wrote:
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
– Because only men evolved, women didn’t

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
– next time seek help from a salesman

“If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?”
– No, he’s insane!!

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
– At least they are honest, unlike software engineers

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
– Depends on which one is more tasty

If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
– I don’t think Indian cops are aware of such a right in the first place

Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
– Women think?

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– Why do you think NASA is so desperate to find another inhabitable planet?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
– If the swimmers are women, then yes. If they are men, then it depends on their marital status.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
– Failed at failing
Posted 01 Oct 2011 at 8:45 am ¶
Chetan wrote:
Witty answers, buddy!
Posted 01 Oct 2011 at 12:56 pm ¶

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