Example usage:

<cp:cpListGrid id=”cpFilteredGrid”
width=”auto” height=”300px”
readonly=”true” rows=”10″ dataSource=”myGridDataSource”>
<e:handler event=”DOMNodeInsertedIntoDocument” type=”text/javascript”><![CDATA[
this.addColumn('title', 'title', '100px', true, 'text');
this.addColumn('ranking', 'ranking', '30px', true, 'checkbox');
this.synchFilterWidth();
]]>
</e:handler>
</cp:cpListGrid>

C: Change in bowel or bladder habits
A: A sore throat that doesn’t heal
U: Unusual bleeding or discharge
T: Thickening or lump in breast or elsewhere
I: Indigestion of difficulty in swallowing
O:Obvious change in wart or mole
N: Nagging cough or hoarseness

Spread this knowledge…

Enjoy!

1. Everything you eat is savoured in sugar.
2. You reuse gift wrappers and boxes at least twice.
3. You do not know what is aluminium foil.
4. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases with too many small ones all around your body at the Airport.
5. You arrive one or two hours late to a party – and expect host to behave as if you are early.
6. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
7. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts – and everybody knows about it and considers you good for that.
8. All your children have funny pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
9. You take snacks anywhere it says ‘No Food Allowed’ .
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. Still, everybody is okay. If somebody refuses to sit in full car, that is considered arrogance.
12. You try to keep wrapper plastic that comes with anything new in your house whether it’s the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. Note these new things are convered in that plastic.
13. Your parents tell you how to do ‘everything’.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions. On special occastion, you do not use them so that they can be kept for show.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table which moves if you move anything on table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. You throw these bags anywhere you feel like.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of (smaller and smaller) bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils. Approximatelly, half of these are got free with purchase of other stuff.
19. Your mother forces you to carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a pressure cooker.
21. You diplomatically plan to make sure somebody else pays dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents. Neither your parents nor you want otherwise to be separated.
23. You don’t use measuring cups when cooking, though you use smallest utensil to make sure amount food looks less to guests (so that they eat less!).
24. You take pride in breaking a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are at least 10 persons (some of them distant relatives) to see you off or receive you. If there are less persons, you feel alone.
26. If it is is NOT your issue, you always take interest in it, analyze it etc and feel proud to spread it at velocity of more than speed of light.
27. Your wedding gifts are mostly in cash with a one rupee coin added to the note in a cover.
28. If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you’re talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don’t realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. It’s embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food colour.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining (Not only in shopping!).
37. When you go to restaurant, you make sure to take all tooth picks.
38. When you go to Hotel, you make sure to take all consumables. You think that you have paid for it and it is your right.
39. You speak Gujlish (Gujarati + English).
40. If your mothers sees you after few days, she feels your health is not good.
41. If you meet two more Gujaratis, your volume become very loud automatically.
42. You go to any commercial establishment, you tend to try to speak in Hindi, even if opposite party is Gujarati.
43. You can always find a fault in best of airports, best of hotels, best of shops etc.

After he brought Greeny home, he started coughing. Man was kind enough to take Greeny to doc. To his surprise, doc said there is nothing wrong with Greeny, though Greeny was coughing in front of doc!

Doc was a wise man. He asked man to keep Greeny with him for a week. Man agreed, he had no choice.

When man came back after a week, Greeny was not coughing. When man asked doc how he did this, doc revealed the fact that he has not done anything.

Can you guess what the problem was?

Problem was there was NO problem. Greeny was simply imitating coughing, as other family members were coughing! When Greeny was kept away from coughing environment, of course, he did not find it to imitate and stopped coughing.

Do not be like Greeny, do not imitate foolishly!
Do not be like man, do not creating “bad” environment!

)

1. There are NO existing physical infinities in this universe. (Q stays if universe is infinite or not )

2. Infinities can potentially exist, even physically.

3. Logical infinities are great tools to create mathematical model of universe.

4. For pure maths, infinities can and do exist.

5. infinite is equivalent to “too large for a context” (though your modelling assumptions will affect) if you use infinity to model something physical.

…

maya is believing what you sense (in most general meaning) is reality.

maya is unavoidable.

maya is pervasive.

maya can be applied to understand software engineering in better way!

Storyline is quite average, but the plots, screenplay, dialogs, acting are superb.

Some dialogs which I remembered:
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”
“A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man”
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
“I betrayed myself.”
“If history thought us anything, if at all, you can kill anybody.”
“Do not be angry, it affects your judgement.”
“Be a reasonable man.”
“I try to think like people around me think.”
“Do not let anyone know what you are thinking.”
“The mind pains, so body screams.”

Some scenes which became un-forgettable for me:
* When Michael saves his pop without weapons
* When Michael kills sollozo and captain
* When Vito wants peace after Sonny is murdered
* When michael fights and slaps Kay as she informs him that she aborted his boy child
* All naugty scenes of Vincent and Michael’s daughter
* When ploy of Don Alberto is disclosed
* When Michael confesses to father
* When Michael has diabatic attack
* When Michael’s daughter is killed

I can watche these movies again and again.

Can somebody tell me about such other movies?

I will try to do this regularly as well.

Some questions:

Will there be a day when RAD will become just “few mouse clicks”?
Will there be a day when logic will be automatically generated?”
Will there be a day when you can speak and computer can understand (ZERO error)?
Will there be a day when all software are defectless?
Will there be a day when software does what you want (not what you ask)?
Will there be a day when software development has just one – united – uniform platform/os?
Will there be a day when all software engineers are productive?
Will there be a day when you can have absolute measurements on sofware size/complexity/productivity/efficiency?
Will there be a day when you have software to measure person’s commitment/loyalty/honesty/aptitude/ability/courage?

Too many for today….

Few thoughts:

* Men do not fail, but they give up – specially married men!
* You are not bald, you are simply taller than your head!
* If you have courage to commit suicide, why you cannot have courage to live?
* We call it ‘rush’ hour, when your car cannot rush!

I really like such witty one-liners. You can take any such good line and add something more creative, and make it more wittier! It is amazing how much this one-liners tell in one line. I use MSN messenger caption line to publish m creative work on one-liners, and I am getting good response. I like it when people read it and talk to me.

Furhter next time…