This is story about four people Everybody, Somebody, Anybody & Nobody. There was important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. But Everybody thought that Somebody will do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody was sure [...]
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) [...]
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Posted 23 March 2006
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1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going [...]
1. What happens if you throw Laden in the Indian Ocean? Answer 2. What is big, has deep pocket and found in India? Answer 3. What would a kangaroo say if her baby is missing? Answer 4. Can you keep a clock in jail? Answer 5. Which kind of loot is not dangerous? Answer 6. [...]
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Posted 26 February 2006
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Once upon a time, in the land of Metaphor, there lived a monkey and an elephant. They both lived on one side of a wide, swiftly flowing river. On both sides of the river there were many fruit trees. The monkey was very agile. He could climb to the top of the fruit trees and [...]
