Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
I was in Gurgaon, and I wanted some pizza to fill empty spaces in my body. Not my fault, my body was craving for it!
But good things do not come easy, they say. Guess what, I did not have Gurgaon Domino's number or at least I believed so. My ...
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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
Answer:
Mahatma Gandhi said "An examination of the structure of the human body leads to the conclusion that man is intended by nature to live on a vegetable diet. There is closest affinity between the organs of the human body and those of the fruit - eating animals. The monkey, for ...
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Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
Egyptians are smart salesmen:
Here are techniques used by them.
Please note that dialogs are just summaries. Real dialogs are quite long and time consuming.
"2 Pounds"
He lures you by offering to sell items 2 EGP each.
You, greedy, stop and select an item.
You decide to buy and take item in your hand.
You get ...
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Friday, May 18th, 2007
New films based on feedback from IT industry:
Hang To Hona Hi Tha ! Damn!
Meri DVD Tumhare Paas Hai
Ab Woh Lauta Do
Aao Chat Kare
Programmer No.1
Majdoor Programmer
Majboor Programmer
Mera Naam PM - The King of Nothingness
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Apki RAM Mein Rehte Hein
Do Processor Baarah Terminal
Tera Code Chal Gaya - The ...
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Wednesday, October 11th, 2006
who finds 'ways' to write VB6 in any language!
:-)
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Monday, September 4th, 2006
This is story about four people
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody & Nobody.
There was important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. But Everybody thought that Somebody will do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody ...
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ...
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When ...
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Sunday, February 26th, 2006
1. What happens if you throw Laden in the Indian Ocean? Answer
2. What is big, has deep pocket and found in India? Answer
3. What would a kangaroo say if her baby is missing? Answer
4. Can you keep a clock in jail? Answer
5. ...
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Monday, January 30th, 2006
Once upon a time, in the land of Metaphor, there lived a monkey and an elephant. They both lived on one side of a wide, swiftly flowing river. On both sides of the river there were many fruit trees. The monkey was very agile. He could climb to the top ...
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
Left one is the real one, and right one is how I see it! ;-)
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Monday, January 16th, 2006
Q: “If you toss a coin a thousand times, how often will it
come up heads?”
A: “About fifty percent of the time.”
If you consider this as “truth”, check http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1697475.
Real problem is how to evaluate actual situations (force, friction, airflow, weight etc) and calculate, without error, using scientific rules to find ...
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